Houston, we have a problem.

swim swim swim..
Pretty, blue water. 2M, because i can!
Take that, suckers :)

20 laps in one hour. that is. 1...2.. ah yeah. 1km. =.=
Haiyoh. my ma does more lah.
ANYWAYS.
I absolutely HATE. how May is coming to an end. This is not good, mann. Not good. Somethings just, need more time. Time.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THAT IS??!!

Holidays?? Oh I'm sorry, i think you've got the wrong number.

underwater invertebrates

i am completely entitled to feel like a sotong.
This week was a true killer in every sense of the word. I think i'm going to buy a phone and UHU it to my ear. I want it in red.
Remember, no sofa ties tomorrow.
To the saxes (especially):
i. SHOES.
ii. SOCKS.
iii. CLOTHES.

Kris won :) Wooooooooooooot. I don't even watch the show mann. I guess i just root for him cause everyone else likes Lambertyyy. Swim against the current, you know?


I wonder if it's true what some people say. That God won't throw at you anything you can't handle.
Lucy Gordon committed suicide yesterday. I'm just saying.
Cause ain't nobody know who that is:

Pretty people are never happy.

of vampires and wet dreams.

"What's funny about the Twilight saga (f you can call it a saga) is that it's based on a wetdream she had. She dreamt one night about this girl (who in interviews she's stated that she molded off herself when she was younger) who was laying in a field with a vampire. Actor Rob Pattinson had this to say about the book."
She hasn't read a single vampire book. She's stated in an interview that she hasn't read a vampire book because she knows she'll get upset if they're too similar or too off topic from her books. This may very well explain why her vampire's

- don't die or even get fazed by sunlight
- sparkle
- don't sleep
- have venom
- produce sperm
- etc

has GOT to be my favourite review yet, ladies and gentlemen.
sperm. pfft.

courtesy of a certain Beanbag Fong Y.L

girls day in.

Recipe for Disaster

Ingredients.

3 bored chicks under house arrest
no parents
1 rainy Saturday afternoon
1 tub of vanilla ice-cream
1 chocolate cake
3 spoons
3 big apples
1 bottle of honey
6 cucumber slices
1 black bathrobe with a dragon on it (but is actually pink on the inside)
1 hot red bathrobe
1 cheetah towel
1 camera
Lots of newspaper
Hell lot of good music

Method of preparation:

1. Eat some vanilla ice-cream with yummy chocolate cake, just for the hell of it.
2. Call a mother and ask if we can paint the daughters bedroom. Receive a 'NO!' 3. Sit down and write out a list of things we can do.
4. Get inspired to have a spa!
5. Take the ingredients out of the fridge.
6. Cut up one apple and keep it aside for munching on later.
7. Grate the rest of the apples.
8. Pour in a few tablespoons of honey.
9. Mix all ingredients in a bowl.
10. Prepare 6 slices of cucumbers for the eyes.
11. Turn on the air-con in the room, play some good music.
12. Lay newspaper ALL over the floor.
13. Put on protective covering such as bathrobes or towels.
14. Take 'BEFORE' pictures.
15. Lie on the floor and place combo of apple and honey onto your face and neck. 16. Put the cucumbers on your eyes.
17. Munch on apple slices.
18. Lie back, relax


P.S. PRAY the phone doesn't ring and that you don't sneeze.

imagine.

Imagine there's no heaven

It's easy if you try

No hell below us

Above us only sky

Imagine all the people

Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries

It isn't hard to do

Nothing to kill or die for

And no religion too

Imagine all the people

Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer

But I'm not the only one

I hope someday you'll join us

And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions

I wonder if you can

No need for greed or hunger

A brotherhood of man

Imagine all the people

Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer

But I'm not the only one

I hope someday you'll join us

And the world will live as one

come on people. you gotto know who this one is.

unfortunately, i couldn't get this one on my playlist, (yes, i have a playlist and i uploaded it all by myself cause i'm so pro like that :)

but do go check it out if you can. youtubes good, you would know.

but yes. other good stuff on the playlist, which should be playing something right about now.

scroll and what-not.

littlemissmotormouth XD

aiyoh.

the cbox has been resurrected. yay!
so faiti faiti!
go tell me something i don't know.