of vampires and wet dreams.

"What's funny about the Twilight saga (f you can call it a saga) is that it's based on a wetdream she had. She dreamt one night about this girl (who in interviews she's stated that she molded off herself when she was younger) who was laying in a field with a vampire. Actor Rob Pattinson had this to say about the book."
She hasn't read a single vampire book. She's stated in an interview that she hasn't read a vampire book because she knows she'll get upset if they're too similar or too off topic from her books. This may very well explain why her vampire's

- don't die or even get fazed by sunlight
- sparkle
- don't sleep
- have venom
- produce sperm
- etc

has GOT to be my favourite review yet, ladies and gentlemen.
sperm. pfft.

courtesy of a certain Beanbag Fong Y.L